Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 17, 2023

We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various...
We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various Chinese dialects ... to handle present and likely future contingencies. -- J.Hoover

A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, ...
A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, Told her Tante Louise That her cunt smelled like cheese, And the worst of it was that it did!

An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; ...
An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; When the preacher yelled "Sin!" She said, "Count me in As soon as the service is through."

There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with...
There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with a puma He gave up real quick Minus nose, toes, and prick In obvious pain and ill huma.