Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 26, 2023

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door...
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty

A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in...
A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly Was fucking a collie -- But I got a nice price for the pups."

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by...
There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by a wasp. When asked, "Does it hurt?" He relied, "No, it doesn't. I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet."

Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?
Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.