Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 26, 2024

We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin
We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold...
We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold. -- D.W. Robertson.

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are...
Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzai

Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of...
Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap...
What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.

There was an old whore in the Azores Whose body was covered...
There was an old whore in the Azores Whose body was covered with festers & sores. Why the dogs in the street Wouldn't eat the green meat That hung in festoons from her drawers.