Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of June, 2024

There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit...
There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit of such size, And so deep and so wide, You could play cards inside, Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

Corruption is not the \#1 priority of the Police Commissioner...
Corruption is not the \#1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job is to enforce the law and fight crime. -- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

One of the questions that comes up all the time is:...
One of the questions that comes up all the time is: How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago. Today, much of UNIX being done is done on our machines. Ten percent of our VAXs...

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel

Conscience doth make cowards of us all. --...
Conscience doth make cowards of us all. -- Shakespeare

sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]
sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic...
You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.

A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left...
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.