Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of October, 2024

There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk...
There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot For when he should pass A desirable lass The front of his pants would advance a lot.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT,...
You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not exist. If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant. -- Greg Lehey

HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT?...
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news...
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht

We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin
We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold...
We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold. -- D.W. Robertson.

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are...
Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzai

Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of...
Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.