Freebsd Fortunes 5

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out."  Once punched out,
we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.
                -- N. Meyrowitz

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the
solution set.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5

Plots are like girdles.  Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're
of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain
an uncontainable experience.
                -- R.S. Knapp

PLUG IT IN!!!

Plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose.

Pohl's law:
        Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

poisoned coffee, n:
        Grounds for divorce.

Poland has gun control.

Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
                -- W.H. Auden