| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1981 of 2298 |
Santa Claus is watching!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1982 of 2298 |
Santa Claus wears a red suit
He's a Communist.
He has long hair and a beard
Must be a pacifist.
And what's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Santa Claus comes in your house at night.
He must be a dope fiend to get you up tight.
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
-- Arlo Guthrie, "The Pause of Mr. Claus"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1983 of 2298 |
SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL THE
MICRO ARTISTS GANG! MAY 1988 BE A HAPPY YEAR!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1984 of 2298 |
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1985 of 2298 |
Satellite Safety Tip #14:
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1986 of 2298 |
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1987 of 2298 |
Satire is tragedy plus time.
-- Lenny Bruce
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1988 of 2298 |
Satire is what closes in New Haven.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1989 of 2298 |
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
-- George Kaufman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1990 of 2298 |
Sattinger's Law:
It works better if you plug it in.
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