| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1751 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call
"baring your neck."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1752 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1753 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1754 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1755 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1756 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1757 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1758 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I haven't come far enough and don't call me baby.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1759 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
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QOTD:
"I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking ..."
-- Kathy Ireland
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