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Sleep is for the weak and sickly.
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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
attracted to dark objects.
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Slous' Contention:
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
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Slow day.
Practice crawling.
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SLURM:
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it
sits in the dish too long.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Small is beautiful.
-- Schumacher's Dictum
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Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
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Smear the road with a runner!!
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