Freebsd Fortunes 5

So, if there's no God, who changes the water?
                -- New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl

So I'm ugly.  So what?  I never saw anyone hit with his face.
                -- Yogi Berra

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as
large as it needs to be?

So little time, so little to do.
                -- Oscar Levant

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed
to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

So many beautiful women and so little time.
                -- John Barrymore

So many men and so little time.

So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

So many women, and so little time!

So many women, so little nerve.