Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time.
                -- D. Gries

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection
unprotected.
                -- Robert Orben

Never reveal your best argument.

Never say "Oops" in an operating room.

Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.

Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
                -- Nelson Algren

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on
that subject.
                -- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.