Freebsd Fortunes 5

Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this:
to know so much and have control over nothing.
                -- Herodotus

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
                -- Plato

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
                -- Fletcher Knebel

Of all things man is the measure.
                -- Protagoras

Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between
husband and wife.

Of course it's possible to love a human being
if you don't know them too well.
                -- Charles Bukowski

Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
                -- Crazy Nigel

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against.

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.