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Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
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Q: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of?
A: Feet.
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Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
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Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.
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Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: A boolean grape.
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Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
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Q: What is purple and concord the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
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Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
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Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
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