Freebsd Fortunes 5

Someday somebody has got to decide whether the
typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it.

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will
probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a
blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.
                -- Mister Boffo

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
                -- Evan Davis

Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?

Someday your prints will come.
                -- Kodak

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing
when I was passing through satisfaction.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.

Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York
City.  One is "Hey, taxi."  Two is, "What train do I take to get to
Bloomingdale's?"  And three is, "Don't worry.  It's just a flesh wound."
                -- David Letterman