| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2161 of 2298 |
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised
when others believe him.
-- Charles DeGaulle
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2162 of 2298 |
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2163 of 2298 |
Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space,
cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward
this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2164 of 2298 |
Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is,
having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well
burst out in laughter.
-- Long Chen Pa
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2165 of 2298 |
Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot who was cordial
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2166 of 2298 |
Since we cannot hope for order, let us withdraw with style from the chaos.
-- Tom Stoppard
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2167 of 2298 |
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're
alive.
-- John Sloan
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2168 of 2298 |
Sink or Swim with Teddy!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2169 of 2298 |
Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2170 of 2298 |
Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
-- CP30
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