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QOTD:
"Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy."
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QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1733 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Our parents were never our age."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1734 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1735 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1736 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1737 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"She's about as smart as bait."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1738 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Silence is the only virtue he has left.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1739 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
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QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
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