Freebsd Fortunes 5

of the vote.  In a democracy, that's not called quitting.
                -- The Washington Post

Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!

Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
        It's on the other side.

Price's Advice:
        It's all a game -- play it to have fun.

[Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves
the working man, he loves to see him work.
                -- Winston Churchill

[Prime Minister MacDonald] has the gift of compressing the
largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
                -- Winston Churchill

Prince Hamlet thought Uncle a traitor
For having it off with his Mater;
        Revenge Dad or not?
        That's the gist of the plot,
And he did -- nine soliloquies later.
                -- Stanley J. Sharpless

Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart.  Harvard's is a subtle
taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.  It may even be a bad habit, for
all I know.
                -- Prof. J.H. Finley '25

Priority:
        A statement of the importance of a user or a program.  Often
        expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't
        care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less
        badly than someone else.

Prisons are built with stones of Law, brothels with bricks of Religion.
                -- Blake