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Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess
of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
-- Samuel Johnson
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She's learned to say things with her eyes
that others waste time putting into words.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2123 of 2298 |
She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
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She's such a kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mother.
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2126 of 2298 |
Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits...
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2127 of 2298 |
Shick's Law:
There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2128 of 2298 |
Shift to the left,
Shift to the right,
Mask in, mask out,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2129 of 2298 |
SHIFT TO THE LEFT!
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2130 of 2298 |
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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