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Q: What is the last thing a Kansas stripper takes off?
A: Her bowling shoes.
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Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: I think I'm drunk.
Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde?
A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
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Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.
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Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
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Q: What's bruised, bleeding, and lies in a ditch?
A: Somebody who tells Aggie jokes.
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Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N... ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea...
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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Q. What's the capital of Canada?
A. American.
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