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QOTD:
"Her other car is a broom."
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QOTD:
"He's a perfectionist. If he married Raquel Welch, he'd expect
her to cook."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1673 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom."
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QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1675 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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QOTD:
"I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
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QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
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QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1679 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
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QOTD:
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
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