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Maryann's Law:
You can always find what you're not looking for.
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Maslow's Maxim:
If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you treat everything like a nail.
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Mason's First Law of Synergism:
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
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Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
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Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
-- Christopher Hampton
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Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
-- Monty Python
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Mater artium necessitas.
[Necessity is the mother of invention].
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Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
-- Malcolm Smith
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MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink and derive.
Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
Deriving
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Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
-- R. Drabek
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