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Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus.
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: They forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: What do you call ten blonds in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: What does it matter? He can't come anyway.
[I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette.
Every night, I take him out for a drag. Ed.]
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Q: What do you call a group of kids with low IQ's, drinking diet cola,
eating fruit, and singing?
A: The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.
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Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
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Q: What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan?
A: A good start.
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Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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Q. What do you call a TV set that fixes itself?
A. A Christian Science Monitor.
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Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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