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Pyro's of the world... IGNITE !!!
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Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
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Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
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Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism?
A: He got re-possessed!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1525 of 2298 |
Q: How can we get the Beatles to reunite for one more concert?
A: With three more bullets.
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Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with
your wife?
A: You have to wait 22 months.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1527 of 2298 |
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back
in a hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1528 of 2298 |
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
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Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring.
Q: But how did he get back down?
A: He crawled out on a leaf and waited for autumn.
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
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