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Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?"
Yogi Berra:  "You mean now?"

Rudd's Discovery:
        You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make
        $300,000 to $400,000, but they don't.  Why?  Because they can
        stay in Washington and make it there.

Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.

Rudin's Law:
        If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will
        do it every time.

Rudin's Second Law:
        In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative
        courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible
        course.

rugby, n:
        Elegant violence.

        (Rugby players eat their dead.)
        (Blood makes the grass grow!)
        (Support your local hooker!  Play rugby!)

        [A "hooker" is part of the scrum.  Thought you'd want to know.  Ed.]

RUGGED:
        Too heavy to lift.

Rule #1:
        The Boss is always right.

Rule #2:
        If the Boss is wrong, see Rule #1.

Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
        Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety.  They simply may
sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan after they
regain their composure.

Rule of Creative Research:
        1) Never draw what you can copy.
        2) Never copy what you can trace.
        3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Rule of Defactualization:
        Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.