Freebsd Fortunes 5

SERENDIPITY:
        The process by which human knowledge is advanced.

Serfs up!
                -- Spartacus

Serocki's Stricture:
        Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Set the cart before the horse.
                -- John Heywood

Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a
swank hotel in New York.  Most of the major stars of the chess world were
there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages
retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment.  In the lobby,
some players got into a heated argument about who was the brightest, the
fastest, and the best chess player in the world.  The argument got quite
loud, as various players claimed that honor.  At that point, a security
guard in the lobby turned to another guard and commented, "If there's
anything I just can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Sex and drugs and rock and roll,
Is all my brain and body need.
Sex and drugs and rock and roll,
Are very good indeed.

Take your silly ways,
Throw them out the window,
The wisdom of your ways,
I've been there and I know,
Lots of other ways...
                -- Ian Drury, "New Boots and Panties"

Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
                -- Lewis Grizzard

Sex is about as important as a cheese sandwich.  But a cheese sandwich,
if you ain't got one to put in your belly, is extremely important.
                -- Ian Dury