Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never eat more than you can lift.
                -- Miss Piggy

Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're
absolutely sure they'll never find out the truth.

Never explain.  Your friends do not need it
and your enemies will never believe you anyway.
                -- Elbert Hubbard

Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning.
                -- Marlo Thomas

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.

Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

Never give an inch!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.
                -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"