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QOTD:
"She's about as smart as bait."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1738 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Silence is the only virtue he has left.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1739 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1740 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1741 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1742 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its
neck to get the dog to play with it."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1743 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1744 of 2298 |
QOTD:
The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
the snakes have gone away.
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QOTD:
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
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QOTD:
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
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