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She's learned to say things with her eyes
that others waste time putting into words.
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She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
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She's such a kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mother.
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West
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Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits...
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Shick's Law:
There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
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Shift to the left,
Shift to the right,
Mask in, mask out,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
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SHIFT TO THE LEFT!
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks
in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. Excerpted from some of his more quotable
comments:
"Truly a woman of the times. These times, those times..."
"A Renaissance woman. Why in 1432..."
"A man for all seasons. Really..."
After the ceremony, Shirley thanked her mourners and explained how delightful
it was to "get it together" again, presumably referring to having her now dead
body join her long dead brain.
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