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Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
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Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
-- Christopher Hampton
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Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
-- Monty Python
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Mater artium necessitas.
[Necessity is the mother of invention].
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Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
-- Malcolm Smith
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MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink and derive.
Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
Deriving
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Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
-- R. Drabek
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mathematician, n:
Some one who believes imaginary things appear right before your i's.
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they
translate into their own language and forthwith it is something
entirely different.
-- Goethe
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate
into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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