Freebsd Fortunes 6

There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good."
And one says, "This is new, and therefore better"
                -- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Rider"

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
                -- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
                -- Jeremy S. Anderson

There are two problems with a major hangover.  You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before
marriage and after marriage.

There are two ways of constructing a software design.  One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to
make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
                -- C.A.R. Hoare

There are two ways of disliking art.
One is to dislike it.
The other is to like it rationally.
                -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways of disliking poetry;
one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
                -- Oscar Wilde

There are two ways to write error-free
programs; only the third one works.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be
solved through a suitable application of high explosives.