Freebsd Fortunes 6

Support your local church or synagogue.
Worship at Bank of America.

Support your right to arm bears!!

Support your right to bare arms!
                -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association

Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same
rate as computers and over the same period:  how much cheaper and more
efficient would the current models be?  If you have not already heard the
analogy, the answer is shattering.  Today you would be able to buy a
Rolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and
it would deliver enough power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II.  And if you
were interested in miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on
a pinhead.
                -- Christopher Evans

Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests.
But what if he forgets?

Sure there are dishonest men in local government.  But there are dishonest
men in national government too.
                -- Richard M. Nixon

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.

Surprise!  You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S Audit!
Just type in your name and social security number.
Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law:

Name       #

Surprise due today.  Also the rent.