Freebsd Fortunes 6

To err is human.
To blame someone else for your mistakes is even more human.

To err is human,
To purr feline.
                -- Robert Byrne

To err is humor.

To everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones;
A time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to gain, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
A time of war, and a time of peace.
                Ecclesiastes 3:1-9

To fear love is to fear life, and those
who fear life are already three parts dead.
                -- Bertrand Russell

To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -- two.
                -- Norman Douglas

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.

To get something clean, one has to get something dirty.
To get something dirty, one does not have to get anything clean.

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three
persons, two of them absent.