| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1857 of 2171 |
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1858 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1859 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1860 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1861 of 2171 |
Today is the last day of your life so far.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1862 of 2171 |
Today is what happened to yesterday.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1863 of 2171 |
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a
cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a
boarder.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1864 of 2171 |
Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1865 of 2171 |
Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring... Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
-- Bob & Ray
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1866 of 2171 |
Todays weirdness is tomorrows reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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