Freebsd Fortunes 6

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
                -- Laurie Anderson

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the
Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.
                -- John Mason Brown, drama critic

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
It's hanging there on the shed.

All together now...
        Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
        Tie me kangaroo down.
        Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
        Tie me kangaroo down.

Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey
will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
                -- B. Franklin

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
        You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged determination
        and work like hell.  Most people think you are stubborn and bull
        headed.  You are a Communist.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20)
        Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will
        find you boorish and headstrong.  Travel, promotion, and romance
        highlighted, if you live long enough.  Don't take any wooden nickels.

TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20)
        Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep,
        because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.  You will
        decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday.

TAX OFFICE:
        Den of inequity.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't
tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."
                -- Russell Long