Freebsd Fortunes 6

We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various Chinese
dialects ... to handle present and likely future contingencies.
                -- J.Hoover

We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to
socialism, because socialism is defunct.  It dies all by itself.  The bad
thing is that socialism, being a victim of its ... Did I say socialism?
                -- Fidel Castro

We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to
socialism, because socialism is defunct.  It dies all by itself.  The
bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its...
Did I say socialism?
                -- Fidel Castro

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

We are Microsoft.  Unix is irrelevant.
Openness is futile.  Prepare to be assimilated.

We are not a clone.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.
                -- John Fisher

We are not alone.

We are not loved by our friends for what we are;
rather, we are loved in spite of what we are.
                -- Victor Hugo

We are preparing to think about contemplating preliminary work on plans to
develop a schedule for producing the 10th Edition of the Unix Programmers
Manual.
                -- Andrew Hume