Freebsd Fortunes 6

We are Microsoft.  Unix is irrelevant.
Openness is futile.  Prepare to be assimilated.

We are not a clone.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.
                -- John Fisher

We are not alone.

We are not loved by our friends for what we are;
rather, we are loved in spite of what we are.
                -- Victor Hugo

We are preparing to think about contemplating preliminary work on plans to
develop a schedule for producing the 10th Edition of the Unix Programmers
Manual.
                -- Andrew Hume

We are simple killers of people and destroyers of property.

We are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same.
                -- Jonathon Swift