Freebsd Fortunes 6

The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair
trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities.

The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip
objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air
due to levitation.
        Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur
if the character does not have fire resistance.
                -- README file from the NetHack game

[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people.
                -- Somerset Maugham

The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.

The full potentialities of human fury cannot be reached until a friend
of both parties tactfully interferes.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

The function of the expert is not to be more right than other people,
but to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons.
                -- Dr. David Butler, British psephologist

The future is a myth created by insurance
salesmen and high school counselors.

The future is a race between education and catastrophe.
                -- H.G. Wells

The future isn't what it used to be.  (It never was.)

The future lies ahead.