Freebsd Fortunes 6

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
                -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.

The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
                -- Kevin Cowherd

The major advances in civilization are processes
that all but wreck the societies in which they occur.
                -- A.N. Whitehead

The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the
bonds will eventually mature.

The major sin is the sin of being born.
                -- Samuel Beckett

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play
the violin.
                -- Honore DeBalzac

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time.
The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of
consistency.
                -- Albert Einstein