Freebsd Fortunes 6

The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.

The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
                -- Kevin Cowherd

The major advances in civilization are processes
that all but wreck the societies in which they occur.
                -- A.N. Whitehead

The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the
bonds will eventually mature.

The major sin is the sin of being born.
                -- Samuel Beckett

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play
the violin.
                -- Honore DeBalzac

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time.
The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of
consistency.
                -- Albert Einstein

The makers may make,
And the users may use,
But the fixers must fix
With but minimal clues.

The man she had was kind and clean
And well enough for every day,
But oh, dear friends, you should have seen
The one that got away.
                -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"