Freebsd Fortunes 6

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.

The more we disagree, the more chance
there is that at least one of us is right.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke.
First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five years; third prize,
three years; and there were six honorable mentions of one year each.

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.

The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.

The most advantageous, pre-eminent thing thou canst do is not to
exhibit nor display thyself within the limits of our galaxy, but
rather depart instantaneously whence thou even now standest and
flee to yet another rotten planet in the universe, if thou canst
have the good fortune to find one.
                -- Carlyle

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common
family name in the world is Chang.  Can you imagine the enormous number
of people in the world named Mohammad Chang?
                -- Derek Wills