Freebsd Fortunes 6

The net of law is spread so wide,
No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong,
They take in every child of wrong.
O wondrous web of mystery!
Big fish alone escape from thee!
                -- James Jeffrey Roche

The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10
doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

THE NEW RIGHT:
        A javelin team that elects to receive.

The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory,
in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.

        But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay:
        for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

                -- Matthew 5:37

The next person to mention spaghetti stacks
to me is going to have his head knocked off.
                -- Bill Conrad

The next thing I say to you will be true.
The last thing I said was false.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
                -- Lucille S. Harper

The nice thing about standards
is that there are so many of them to choose from.
                -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.