Freebsd Fortunes 6

The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory,
in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.

        But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay:
        for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

                -- Matthew 5:37

The next person to mention spaghetti stacks
to me is going to have his head knocked off.
                -- Bill Conrad

The next thing I say to you will be true.
The last thing I said was false.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
                -- Lucille S. Harper

The nice thing about standards
is that there are so many of them to choose from.
                -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.

The night passes quickly when you're asleep
But I'm out shufflin' for something to eat
...
Breakfast at the Egg House,
Like the waffle on the griddle,
I'm burnt around the edges,
But I'm tender in the middle.
                -- Adrian Belew

The notes blatted skyward as the rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
                -- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

The notion of a "record" is an obsolete
remnant of the days of the 80-column card.
                -- D.M. Ritchie

The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely
proportional to the number of bugs in their code.