Freebsd Fortunes 6

The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a
plausible manner and a little literary ability.  The capacity to steal
other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable.
                -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I Want to Get On"

The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.

The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
for getting acquainted.
                -- Heywood Broun

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
                -- C. Schultz

The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise
of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
                -- Colette

The only reward of virtue is virtue.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only rose without thorns is friendship.

The only thing better than love is milk.

The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.

The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches
us nothing.
                -- Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog)