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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday April 18, 2007


A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures...
After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to sing, "Some day my prints will come."

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