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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday April 23, 2007


An irate young lady named Booker Told her husband, "You...
An irate young lady named Booker Told her husband, "You beast, I'm no hooker! If you want it queer ways, Go to whores for your lays!" So he packed up his tool and forsook 'er.

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo

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