Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 7, 2007

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from...
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary. Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination.

A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much...
A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.