Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 28, 2007

There was a young woman named Ells Who was subject to curious...
There was a young woman named Ells Who was subject to curious spells When got up very oddly, She'd cry out things ungodly by the palms in expensive hotels. -- Edward Gorey

There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably...
There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short. When he got into bed, The old woman said, "That isn't a prick; it's a wart!"