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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 1, 2012


Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked...
Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked the same whore. But her partition split And the blood and the shit Rolled out in a mess on the floor.

Sometimes I live in the country, And sometimes I live...
Sometimes I live in the country, And sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I have a great notion, To jump in the river and drown.

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