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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday December 2, 2012


A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for Christmas...
A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for Christmas and spending them by Easter.

How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented.
How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented.

I've only got 12 cards.
I've only got 12 cards.

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