Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday March 26, 2012

A lovely young maid from St. Jude Once rode through the streets...
A lovely young maid from St. Jude Once rode through the streets in the nude. The police cried, "Whatam-- Agnificent bottom" And slapped it as hard as they cude.

We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something...
We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. -- Calvin Coolidge